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However, as we were re-stenciling the crates “Making in Nolth Kolea,” a group of armory guards showed up and declared that we had wandered into Pakistan - These were more loyal US Allies -- and since Pakistan is our Brave and Peaceful Ally, any nukes they have are not really Weapons of Mass Destruction, but Peaceful Deterrents against India, which also happens to be another Brave and Peaceful Ally of ours...

As we were leaving, I had a thought -- “Etsuko, you DID remember to turn off that timer trigger, didn’t you..?”


Fortunately we were wearing a superior sunscreen - genuine CIA-issue SPF 500, guaranteed to protect against Ultraviolet, Gamma Radiation, Cosmic Rays, Congressional Investigations and any other form of dangerous exposure...

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