Heidi & Etsuko in:

The Search for Weapons of Mass Distraction...

Fairly True Stories From the Case Files of the Homeland Security Elves,
None of the Names have been changed - All Suspects are Guilty..!
Transcripts by & © Josh & Walt - Pix: Josh Quagmire ©2003

“This is the Desert - Iraq - Nobody much lives here - just rocks and sand, not even a lousy Cactus...”

“They ‘sacked us’ - already? What we do..?”

“No, not ‘sacked us,’ I said ‘Cactus!’”

“They sacked a Cactus..? What it do..?”