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"GUARDS! GUARDS! SEIZE THEM! DRAW AND QUARTER 'EM! THEN HANG 'EM! THEN BURN 'EM AT THE STAKE! THEN SHOOT 'EM OUT OF CANNONS..."
Chix Dragged Out
(Aide): "Er, sir, we can't actually do any of those things so close to the election..."
"THEN FIRE 'EM! AN' BURN THE FILM!"
Dip Rant
(Aide): "Er, I'm afraid the film was released simultaneously all across the country, sir... but we can always blame it on the Democrats."
"They like playin' VC - well let 'em go ta Nam themselves!!"
"...It are saying, "Missing six month...no signing-in for even sracker glound duty...losing frying status when failing to showing up for dlug test...""

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