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For the sake of authenticity, We were planning to shoot our Alamo epic in New Jersey... However, the abandoned White Castle we were going to use for the Alamo was demolished to make room for a freeway, so we hopped a Grayhound back to the Chief's ranch in Texas to check in...
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Nobody was home... We phoned the Chief for instructions...
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| "Hello, Chief, this is Agent Heidi of the DHS, calling from your ranch... we were unable to discover your military service records..." | |
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Phone: (Fitz, crackle) "Thass good... Ah mean, thass too bad, agent... guess they was all accidentally dee-stroyed, then..."
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