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We stumbled down the street, our thoughts a whirlwind of torpidity... Then agent Etsuko had the idea...
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"Say! Why not we makey awald-winning documentally, rike that stupid white guy, onry ours ploving Chief is helo??"
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And so, pooling our assets, amounting to $37.16, we set about to Put the Record Straight with a dramatic, hard-hitting documentary on the Chief's courageous wartime service...
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"Maybe not so much "Hard Hitting" as Bargain Basement..."
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