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Heidi blase
"It was a busy week leading up to the World Premiere... Working with the RNC, I arranged a simultaneous nationwide opening for the film, foreign rights, televison interviews, product testimonials, spinoffs, Saturday morning kiddie cartoon versions... and being so busy with all these profit -- ahem, essential details, I left the minor matter of final editing up to my able assistant, Agent Etsuko..."
"An' I are too busy shopping for new outfits for Premiere, so I are just leaving editing up to BirdNest... Then when he finish, we turn him over to INS agents for deportation..."
Etsuko aplies lipstick
"Schpeaking uf which... Whoof! Dis gown must haf schrunk! Or maybe I should leafing off all der cheesy tacos..."
Etsuko strains to zip up Heidi
"Grunt - Strain!!

Zipper not just stuck - you BUTT too big..!! Not unnerstand - These evening glowns fit us slinky tight just one week ago...

Now mine so tight, gotta glease thighs with vasoline to squeeze into it..."

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