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Finally, by a lucky fu.... I mean, fluke, we finally finally discovered one copy of the Chief's Personnel Report from his period of active service...
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The sole remaining record was in public files... freely available for anyone to examine... in a locked vault... concealed under a reinforced concrete floor... camouflaged by a dumpster...
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"What it say? What it say?"
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"Its his Commanding officer's character evaluation - Hmmm, it says, "Wuss... Slacker... Candy Ass... Fraud..."
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