“Alright, weirdo, we got you with the goods! You’re busted for violating DHSR 1.1, Looking or Acting Funny, Suspicious, Unusual or Merely Odd... You have the right to remain silent, but I really wouldn’t advise it. You have no right to an attorney - If you cannot afford an attorney, that’s tough, neither can nine-tenths of the people in this country! Anything you say can and will be held against you, even if we have to beat it out of you...”