“Alright, weirdo, we got you with the goods! You’re busted for violating DHSR 1.1, Looking or Acting Funny, Suspicious, Unusual or Merely Odd... You have the right to remain silent, but I really wouldn’t advise it. You have no right to an attorney - If you cannot afford an attorney, that’s tough, neither can nine-tenths of the people in this country! Anything you say can and will be held against you, even if we have to beat it out of you...”

Santa Busted

Santa in Clink

Epilog: On December 26, 2002, secret trial was held in a dugout under a Crispy Creme outside of Atlanta... the perpetrator persisting in his preposterous alibi of merely being a benevolent spirit who loved small children of all nationalities, he was remanded into military custody for an indefinite period at an undisclosed facility...

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