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Hard Boiled Stories

December 2018

This is the city, Los Angeles, California... there's a thousand stories in the big city, most of them not worth mentioning - this is one of them... Seems our tough femme gumshoe, Vikky Marlowe, has been disturbed while occupied with... er, something or other, by muffled noises in the next room... and the stealthy but well-meaning intruder might not get off with a "Ho-Ho-Ho..."

Ahem, so... did you ever wonder how these calendars come about? Seems that back in 2013 I'd scribbled out this Hard Boiled Xmas layout - but at the time I didn't take it any further... Then this year, for no good reason, I thought perhaps I'd finish it - mostly, I suppose, as I had nothing better in the way of Xmas ideas... Vikky Marlowe is a sort of Hard Boiled doppelganger version of Cutey Bunny's vixen nemesis and perhaps she was on my mind, as back in 2016 I'd written a new Hard Boiled story for her, which I'd recently dug out of the dog-eared an coffee stained files, thinking perhaps to post it on Tumbler or the like...

In the meantime, we all have the annual Xmas Xploitation Xtravaganza of gross consumerism to look forward to...Still, we all remember what the original Xmas was about, don't we? The story of Christ and his message of peace – but who was eventually sold out for 30 "pieces" (of Silver)... And this year it seems that in that same old Xmas spirit, the Chump in the whitehouse has jumped the holiday a bit by selling out American resident Jamal Khashoggi, for mega-bux in Saudi business deals (That is, the US arms companies selling them billions of bux in weapons, so that they can slay more ragged, starving Yemenis)... Betwixt Judas & Chump, It does seem that the payola for betrayal has increased considerably, but that's inflation for you... JQ

Should you like to visit either of our Tumblr or FaceBook pages, just click on a link to take you to a Magical Bunny Wonderland of Mediocrity...

Quagmire's Komix Werkz on Tumblr...

Quagmire's Komix Werkz on FaceBook...

It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!

Bunny Doll Small Pix

Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...

A few notes from Sean on printing and such:

These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...

For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...

It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...

So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!

Bunz & Katz Watchers

Cutey Store PixYes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -

Check it out at the Cutey Bunny Zazzle Store


Hard Boiled Xmas small pix

December 2018

A Hard Boiled Xmas with Vikky Marlowe...

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Pin-Up Bunz small pix

November 2018

Pin-Up Bunz on Tumblr...

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 Bronco Bunny Giff

Bronco Bunny

Journey with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all:

Bronco Bunny Rides Again!

Vikki Marlowe Pix

Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long...

The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe...

Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself...

CuteyKiSS Pix

And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different:

Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do...

 Cutey Calendar Backlist Pix

 The Old QT Calendar Section

If you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..!

 Taffy Story Book Pix

 Quag's Comix Pages

As time goes by we'll be adding more material here, It all depends on time available and so on... If there's anything specific anyone would like to see posted, Well give us some feedback and we could consider it...

Vicky Pix for Linx Page

QT Linx

Hey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??"

(Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad...

QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!

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