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SMEG-tember 2016Callisto & Flibble

Welcome to SMEG-tember... What's the big news this month -- Donald and Hillary? Neehh, they both still suck eggs! Wildfires in California? Flooding in Louisiana? Corn Blight in Iowa? Illegal Immigrants still illegally immigrating? ...Not really -- That's all old schtick...

But wait -- the Big News for this SMEG-tember is the return of those layabout interstellar slackers, the crew of the Red Dwarf in Series XI!! It seems that the first episode will be airing on the 22nd for residents of former EU member, Britain (Cue Gramophone: "Britannia Rules the Waves" followed by Farting SFX). However, when the rest of us may see Series XI is anyone's guess (Bummer!)... That aside, our Calendar for this month features those two frolicking green Space Bunnies, Io and Callisto, tuning in on the broadcast - or attempting to, anyway... Perhaps this is the result of using Talky Toaster as their decoder box...

Just as a side note: concerning the Bunnies' outfits for the occasion - those of you who may be unfamiliar with the original Holly Hop Drive, seemingly it had as controls only Start & Stop Buttons - also, it was probably not Lactose Energized... I'm unsure what might happen should anyone press either Io or Callisto's Start Buttons... But it might be just about as inadvisable as pressing Start on the original Holly Hop Drive...

Callisto's puppet friend, of course, is Mister Flibble, who is very cross over not being included in the latest series... JQ

But that aside - should mention that Kelly has her own Facebook page!! Check in and see what she's up to - Okay?? JQ

It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!

Bunny Doll Small Pix

Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...

A few notes from Sean on printing and such:

These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...

For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...

It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...

So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!

Bunz & Katz Watchers

Cutey Store PixYes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -

Check it out at the Cutey Bunny Zazzle Store

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Red Dwarf SMEG-cast small pix

SMEG-tember 2016

Io & Callisto – Red Dwarf SMEG-Cast...

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Beach Bods Small Pix

August 2016

Sunglasses & Bikinis – Beach Bods...

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 Bronco Bunny Giff

Bronco Bunny

Journey with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all:

Bronco Bunny Rides Again!

Vikki Marlowe Pix

Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long...

The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe...

Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself...

CuteyKiSS Pix

And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different:

Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do...

 Cutey Calendar Backlist Pix

 The Old QT Calendar Section

If you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..!

 Taffy Story Book Pix

 Quag's Comix Pages

As time goes by we'll be adding more material here, It all depends on time available and so on... If there's anything specific anyone would like to see posted, Well give us some feedback and we could consider it...

Vicky Pix for Linx Page

QT Linx

Hey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??"

(Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad...

QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!

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