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April 2015Baseball Bunny

°April is the month, on the first day of which, we spend making fools of one another (more often than not, of ourselves)... And speaking of Fools, or that is, "Boobs", brings us around to this month's calendar... I imagine that many of you watched the recent Hobbit flick, or perhaps the one before... Well this month's calendar pix would seem to be a scene cut from the theatrical version -- If we're lucky, it may be included in the extended version... (One can always hope)... Yes, somewhere in Mirkwood, several Boobs wander aimlessly lost, until they come across a sparkling pool where several... *Ahem* Elfettes seem to be bathing...
(I know, you thought I was going to say "Boobs"... Right?)

Credit where it's due Department:: Flash J. proposed adding in the "Floaty Log" to the composition - so a Thanx for that... And now, on the unlikely chance that he may ever peruse this, I thought I'd use the opportunity to make:

A Modest Proposal:

(for Peter Jackson)...

Trilogy the Third: Middle Earth may be mucked about a bit, but this doesn't have to be the end -- After all, there is still, Tom Bombadil!! He may have been written out of the Fellowship script, but those chapters of the book are still licensed for filming (or so I presume)... So, why not use those discarded chapters to make a movie about the Hobbit's adventure in the Old Forest? (It could even be neatly done so that the new film could fit into the original movie, between the Ferry and Bree)...

For a 2nd movie, perhaps the "The Scouring of the Shire" would do - Could beef up the action a bit, so that the wicked men give the Hobbits more of a fight, (maybe add in a few Orcs or Sebastian the Hedgehog gone Rabid) This would help to show off Merry & Pippin's learned battle skills (or Merry's anyway) Pippin mostly is just baggage through the whole trilogy...

There is the bit of a problem, in that - in the movie, Saruman was already killed at Isengard - though only in the Extended cut - for those who only watched the theatrical version, they won't know that... Or Perhaps, like in "Monty Python & the Holy Grail", he "Got Better" - I can see him going around on that spiked wheel:

"I'm feeling better now... I really am"...

"Blub Blub Blub", The wheel dunks him under - he comes back up, coughs up a fish...

"I Really do feel a bit better... Can - can someone get me off of this wheel?"

He is a Wizard after all - Living for so long, they probably have a pretty good health plan...

But what to do? What to do, for a third movie to make up a trilogy?? Say, what about Alfred the LickSpittle?? (the JarJar Binx of Middle Earth) He's an original character, not in the original book, so he's free and clear of licensing entanglements! Better yet, Suppose it turns out that Alfred is Wormtongue's Dad!!

Can't you see it? Alfred an' li'l Wormy sniveling across Middle Earth, selling out their associates, betraying their friends, (if they had any friends) Could be a whole new film franchise!

Okay, so you don't like that one...

Then, how 'bout an' almost original screenplay, "The Hunt for Golem" Jackson seemed to be setting this up in the "5 Armies" flick - Could find a younger actor to play Strider - plus Elrond & Tauriel could return for another go 'round of elfin hijinx...

One matter that Vexes my mind (what little I have left) With Gandalf leaving to have a chat with Bombadil in the opening pages of "Scouring" perhaps Bombadil could tie the whole third trilogy thing together - just, I ponder, What would he have to do in a "Hunt for Golem" movie?

Wait! Perhaps it turns out that Bombadil is Golem's great great great Uncle or somesuch and that while everyone's been searching for him, he's been slacking off at Tom's house, sleeping on the sofa and creeping out the Barrow Wights with all his snively whining...

"Hobbitses, sneaky thieving Hobbitses! You Wights think you had troubles with Hobbitses, let me tell you what they did to me - Cheated on the game they did - stole my Precious they did - that nasty tricksie Hobbitses!!"

This goes on and on - until the Barrow Wights flee howling into the night to cower back in their crypts...

Yes, consider it Mr. Jackson: The Trilogy the Turd -- er, THIRD... Featuring Bombadil the most badass whatzit in all Middle Earth! They wrote him out of the script but now he's back and he's Baaaaad!!!

I thank you for your time and consideration... JQ

It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!

Bunny Doll Small Pix

Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...

A few notes from Sean on printing and such:

These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...

For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...

It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...

So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!

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Cutey Store PixYes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, even the Battle Maids pictured here, a Bedroom Angel and Mermaid Jazz too... All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -

Check it out at the Cutey Bunny Zazzle Store !

Also, my two "Battle Babe" Designs for Bombing Shirts, have been posted to their web site! You can find the link here: http://www.bombgtshirts.co.uk

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Boobs in the Woods small pix

April 2015

Boobs in the Woods...

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BaseBall Bunny small pix

March 2015

Baseball Bunny - Steeerike Three!

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 Bronco Bunny Giff

Bronco Bunny

Journey with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all:

Bronco Bunny Rides Again!

Vikki Marlowe Pix

Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long...

The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe...

Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself...

CuteyKiSS Pix

And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different:

Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do...

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 The Old QT Calendar Section

If you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..!

 Taffy Story Book Pix

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As time goes by we'll be adding more material here, It all depends on time available and so on... If there's anything specific anyone would like to see posted, Well give us some feedback and we could consider it...

Vicky Pix for Linx Page

QT Linx

Hey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??"

(Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad...

QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!

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