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We're always trying to get things in order so please bear with us... Any notes, Comments - Inquiries or Cashier's Checks please forward to: Good ol' Joshua_Quagmire

October 2017

Callisto & Mr Flibble

I must have missed something - So - how does bending down on one knee before a football game equate to disrespect for the flag??? I don't get it - Wasn't this supposed to be about how "Black Lives Matter"?? Let's get some perspective here, people - Speaking as an old decrepit ex-Marine, it seems to myself that the guy most concerned with tweeting and fuming over this so called "disrespect" never did jack-shit himself to defend the flag! Think about it...

Meanwhile: our calendar this month sort'a - kind'a celebrates the lowbrow layabout crew of the Red Dwarf returning to TV for their 12th series - way to go guys! The series generally features great acting and ingenious scripts filled with some really fun ideas...

If you've never watched the show, it's a sort of a wicked Scifi adventure spoof - the Red Dwarf is the name of the huge JMC-Jupiter Mining Corp space ship, while the crew consists of Dave Lister, chicken soup machine repairman and the last man left alive; Arnold Judas Rimmer, a disagreeable hologram of one of the dead crew; Cat: an evolved felis sapiens; and Kryten, a lavatory cleaning robot...

And so it seems that Io & Callisto, those two green alien bunnies, are getting into the fun, while waiting for the first broadcast on October 12, with a mail–order Ace Rimmer cybernetic boy-toy kit - Some Assembly Required... Erm - It may be a while before they get around to the celebrating part - Good luck, girls...

Additional note: Ace Rimmer is an alternate – universe, heroic, charismatic version of Arnold Rimmer, who is anything but heroic or likable... (which is why he's such a great character)... Where Io & Callisto found this kit version of Ace is anyone's guess, although it is probably a improvident move to order anything from Sirius Cybernetics...

and so - May the Smeg be with you! JQ..

Speaking of Wild and Weird Movie Genres – meet the "Bunny with too many names" – as Bunz & Katz have their own Facebook page now – just click on this text to link to it!

Yes! Kelly has her own Facebook page!! Check in and see what she's up to today - Okay?? JQ

It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!

Bunny Doll Small Pix

Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...

A few notes from Sean on printing and such:

These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...

For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...

It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...

So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!

Bunz & Katz Watchers

Cutey Store PixYes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -

Check it out at the Cutey Bunny Zazzle Store


Some Assembly Required - small pix

October 2017

Some Assembly Required...

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Safety Pantsed! small pix

September 2017

Bunz & Katz in Safety Pantsed!

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 Bronco Bunny Giff

Bronco Bunny

Journey with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all:

Bronco Bunny Rides Again!

Vikki Marlowe Pix

Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long...

The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe...

Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself...

CuteyKiSS Pix

And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different:

Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do...

 Cutey Calendar Backlist Pix

 The Old QT Calendar Section

If you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..!

 Taffy Story Book Pix

 Quag's Comix Pages

As time goes by we'll be adding more material here, It all depends on time available and so on... If there's anything specific anyone would like to see posted, Well give us some feedback and we could consider it...

Vicky Pix for Linx Page

QT Linx

Hey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??"

(Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad...

QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!

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