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SMEG-tember 2016
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Welcome to SMEG-tember... What's the big news this month -- Donald and Hillary? Neehh, they both still suck eggs! Wildfires in California? Flooding in Louisiana? Corn Blight in Iowa? Illegal Immigrants still illegally immigrating? ...Not really -- That's all old schtick...
But wait -- the Big News for this SMEG-tember is the return of those layabout interstellar slackers, the crew of the Red Dwarf in Series XI!! It seems that the first episode will be airing on the 22nd for residents of former EU member, Britain (Cue Gramophone: "Britannia Rules the Waves" followed by Farting SFX). However, when the rest of us may see Series XI is anyone's guess (Bummer!)... That aside, our Calendar for this month features those two frolicking green Space Bunnies, Io and Callisto, tuning in on the broadcast - or attempting to, anyway... Perhaps this is the result of using Talky Toaster as their decoder box...
Just as a side note: concerning the Bunnies' outfits for the occasion - those of you who may be unfamiliar with the original Holly Hop Drive, seemingly it had as controls only Start & Stop Buttons - also, it was probably not Lactose Energized... I'm unsure what might happen should anyone press either Io or Callisto's Start Buttons... But it might be just about as inadvisable as pressing Start on the original Holly Hop Drive...
Callisto's puppet friend, of course, is Mister Flibble, who is very cross over not being included in the latest series... JQ
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But that aside - should mention that Kelly has her own Facebook page!! Check in and see what she's up to - Okay?? JQ
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It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!
Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...
A few notes from Sean on printing and such:
These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...
For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...
It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...
So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!
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Yes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -
