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April 2018

Keep Your Eye on the Ball

"Keep Your Eye on the Ball..."

Yes, it's April, an' that means it's once again time for Baseball, that grand ol' American Sport... and since I enjoyed last year's Bunny-Ball calendar so much, I thought I'd just recycle it, (as I especially enjoyed the idea that this way I don't have to draw a new calendar)...

And what makes Baseball so great? Is it the grossly overpriced hot dogs made of mystery meat an' sawdust? Or is it the tension of the late innings, the pitching duels, the frantic base-running action - all of which you can see much better if you stay home an' watch it on TV? I dunno, I can't explain it...

However, it does seem that perhaps Baseball may be losing TV coverage as "America's Number One Pastime" to the latest School Shootings...

While in responce, Con-Gress is doing what they always do when another mass shooting happens, which is NOTHING! Keeping their heads down, "hoping and praying" for the latest tragedy to disappear off the news cycle... Wile the Chump in Chief has more important issues to deal with: like attacking Mueller, Amazon and the Washington Post, rather than saying anything at all that might rile the NRA... Should we really be surprised?

Of course, a few of the GOP have mustered up the lack of empathy to speak out on the issue... like Rick Santorum, who advised students to "learn CPR"...

And as much as I hate to admit it, he does have a point... Because, Kids, I know you mean well - But realistically, marching and protesting school shootings is all pretty much a waste of your time... Sorry 'bout that... Because until you can raise enough Big Bux to hire high-priced lobbyists to grease Congress's pockets like the NRA does, then the GOP isn't going to do Jack for you!!

A couple of Suggestions: Instead of complaining, maybe start a Go Fund Me "Grease Congress" page... because the wheels of Congress grind exceedingly slowly - an' it requires Mucho Payola to Grease them!! But if you can't come up with enough bux to pay for your Congressman's next election, or vacation... Well, maybe just ask Mom to pack a few Bandaids in your Lunchbox - Or petition the School Board to Include Kevlar Vests as part of the School Dress Code...

Until then, remember that grand old school slogan from the '50s... "Duck an' Cover!!" JQ...

Yes! Kelly has her own Facebook page!! Check in and see what she's up to today - Okay??

Bunz & Katz also have their own Facebook page now – just click on this text to link to it! JQ

It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!

Bunny Doll Small Pix

Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...

A few notes from Sean on printing and such:

These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...

For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...

It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...

So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!

Bunz & Katz Watchers

Cutey Store PixYes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -

Check it out at the Cutey Bunny Zazzle Store

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BunnyBall small pix

April 2018

Keep Your Eye on the Ball...

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Global Warming - small pix

March 2018

Global Warming...

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 Bronco Bunny Giff

Bronco Bunny

Journey with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all:

Bronco Bunny Rides Again!

Vikki Marlowe Pix

Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long...

The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe...

Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself...

CuteyKiSS Pix

And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different:

Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do...

 Cutey Calendar Backlist Pix

 The Old QT Calendar Section

If you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..!

 Taffy Story Book Pix

 Quag's Comix Pages

As time goes by we'll be adding more material here, It all depends on time available and so on... If there's anything specific anyone would like to see posted, Well give us some feedback and we could consider it...

Vicky Pix for Linx Page

QT Linx

Hey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??"

(Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad...

QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!

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