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To read the following story you must be at least 18 years of age and not of an impressionable or easily offended frame of mind...
Furthermore, if you think you may be offended by Inappropriate Humor, Suggestive Sexual Situations, Lesbian & Nymphomaniac Characterizations, Mass Mayhem involving Knives, Firearms and other Destructive Apparatus, Frantic Femmes, Fetishism, Bare Breasts and occasional other Naughty Bits, Bondage, Brutality, Bestiality or the Platform of the Republican Party then this story is probably not for you...