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We're always trying to get things in order so please bear with us... Any notes, Comments - Inquiries or Cashier's Checks please forward to: Good ol' Joshua_Quagmire
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April 2021
We're always trying to get things in order so please bear with us... Any notes, Comments - Inquiries or Cashier's Checks please forward to: Good ol' Joshua_Quagmire
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As is written in the ancient texts, for untold centuries, during the weeks following the passing of the spring equinox, nubile young Bunny Priestesses of the cult of Nefr-Bun-Iye would reenact the ages–old ceremony of the Cosmic Egg of Creation, as they shimmied and swayed in solemn procession betwixt the massive columns of the lost* Temple at Dendera... (*Lost, as in, Ramses II lost it in a poker game to Nebuchadnezzar)... The Sacred Egg Ceremony culminated around the date of our modern-day Easter, with a potluck dinner and charades party, in which celebrants, spectators or the occasional hopelessly lost tourist were all invited to partake... Unfortunately, since the bottom fell out of the historical epic movie biz, the Priestesses were all laid off, their Cosmic Eggs sold for night lamps and the temple converted to a Tourist Hostel... Well, that's progress for you...
And if you don't believe me, read all about it yourself... I recommend "Biggles' Big Book of Bogus History and Party Tricks"... (It's the one with a picture of Biggles' Sopwith Camel shooting down a Giant Pterodactyl on the cover)... Or, there's a few clips of the ancient ceremony captured on celluloid, in the low-budget drive-in flick, "The Mummy of Boris Karloff vs. a stuffed Gila Monster"...
That aside, seems that things are going to be a bit late this March... The Calendar is already late, the Rudie Easter page will also be late, not to mention the filler page that precedes it is late as well... "Sorry 'bout that Chief"... I sort'a hurt my wrist, though it's better now... JQ
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Should you like to visit either of our Tumblr or FaceBook pages, just click on a link to take you to a Magical Bunny Wonderland of Mediocrity...
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It seems my pal Sean has come up with this cute li'l paper doll sort of model Paper Toy that you can put together... all you need is a Printer and some Elmer's Glue and a bit of patience, an' before you know it, there she is!
Click on the Pix to download a Printable Version...
These li'l guys really should be printed on card stock. If you use regular paper the glue tends to wrinkle them up a bit, no matter how sparingly you use it...
For cutting, a hobby knife would be best - or tiny li'l nail scissors... Jus' plain ol' Elmer's glue will do for stickin' these together...
It takes maybe about an hour to cut and glue her together... perhaps a bit longer if you have to wait for the glue to set on some parts before proceeding...
So there you have it. Just download the high - resolution Jpeg (300 dpi), which is why it's a li'l large on file size, but will print sharper... then get to work - an' you may have your very own Bunny in time for Valentine's Day!
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Yes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -
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April 2021The Dendera Easter Temple... |
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March 2021Io & Callisto – the Marz Patrol! |
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Bronco BunnyJourney with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all: |
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Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long... The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe... Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself... |
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And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different: Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do... |
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The Old QT Calendar SectionIf you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..! |
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Quag's Comix Pages |
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QT LinxHey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??" (Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad... |
QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!
