BedTime Bear Stories, featuring: Goldie Lynx and a Whole Lotta Bears

Sock Your Cash into this Carnal Collectible!

A professional, 32-page comic with glossy full-color covers and cheesy full-black-and-white interiors, replete with sexy kitties, randy bears, pimping koalas, all singing, all dancing, all--
(er, never mind that last bit)...

The heartwarming story of a beautiful young lynx who Makes It Big on the Street Corners of the Forest, set to the tune of that grand old ballad, “Frankie and Johnny...”

And it’s all

*ADULTS ONLY!*

By responding to this offer, you must certify you are 18 years old or older.

Little Goldie Lynx was a delinquent
Her story's already been told,
The Three Bears got her busted,
But now she's been paroled,
She's learned a New Trade... Or so we are told...

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She's given up Breaking and Entering,
To go into a new line of work,
It may be the Oldest Profession,
But it still has one helluva Perk!
She loves her job... so does the regular mob...

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So that's the next part of her story,
To give you a brief preview...
But, there's a LOT More Bears in this Sequel,
An' more Bears in Goldie, Too..!!
You wanna do her wrong? Jus' come an' join the queue...

Price $5 plus $2 postage & Handling
Or 2 for $10, plus the same $2 Postage & Fondling... er, I mean Handling
Must be 18 or older to order

Three ways to Pay

For Check or Money Order:

Click Here for Goldie's PDF Order Form

An Snail-Mail it to Walt...

Pin Goldie to the Wall!

Here's your chance to display the lovely Goldie to the world! Maiden aunts, visiting pastors, your Victorian mother-in-law, all will be awestruck by this full-color vision of Goldie, in all her gaudy glory, hanging in the place of honor above your marble mantlepiece! (Or above the ratty TV set with the broken leg and covering that hole in the plaster, depending on your priorities).

Measuring 11 by 17 inches, printed on glossy, sturdy cover stock, this vivid but G-Rated poster is suitable for all ages (well, maybe not pre-schoolers), and will be mailed rolled in a tube to prevent damage. What you do with her after you get her is your own business. Price: one poster, $4, plus $1 postage & handling. Two posters, $8, plus the same $1 P&H One poster and one book (you must be an Adult to order the book), $9 plus $3 P&H (a larger mailing tube must be used).